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Total Medals Earned: 187 (From 45 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,140 Points

Pico's School

Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)

Save the Day 100 Points

Well aren't you a fucking hero?!

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Pico's School 2

Medals Earned: 1/3 (100/150 points)

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Pico's School DX

Medals Earned: 10/11 (320/370 points)

Brutal 10 Points

You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.

Overkill 25 Points

When winning just isn't enough...

Bruckheimer 50 Points

Make a big explosion!

Save The Day 100 Points

Well aren't you a fucking hero?!

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Time Attack 50 Points

A new lap record!

Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/540 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

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Revenge of dog

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/85 points)

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China 5 Points

Find another country.

Savage instinct 5 Points

Are you not hungry ?

Hero 10 Points

Save your master.

Revenge 10 Points

Find the revenge ending.

Sheep 10 Points

Find new friends.

Herdsman 25 Points

Find a new Family.

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Ridiculous Text Adventures

Medals Earned: 3/11 (15/395 points)

How stupid are you? 5 Points

Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.

Suicide 5 Points

You monster.

Your pants are on fire 5 Points

Liar, liar...you get where this is going.

That was smart 5 Points

What you should have done is really obvious.

AI never gives up 25 Points

You found a stalker!

Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner 25 Points

Good luck with your new career.

You are a murderer 25 Points

Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.

Nailed the interview 50 Points

You're going to be such a good zookeeper.

You are the chair 50 Points

And you should be damn proud.

The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game 100 Points

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You made a deal! 100 Points

I hope you chose the money.

Road of the Dead

Medals Earned: 10/24 (275/1,000 points)

Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points

Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only

Gunslinger 10 Points

Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol

Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points

Use a water jug to put off your burning engine

Don't Need Wheels 25 Points

Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown

No Mercy 25 Points

Hit 25 civilians

Road Dominator 25 Points

Hit 50 highway soldiers

Road Warrior 25 Points

Defeat a helicopter

Pinball 50 Points

Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo

Tank 50 Points

Buy all the upgrades

Zombie Sniper 50 Points

Do 30 zombie splatter hits

Hood Shaker 5 Points

Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls

Flip Flop 10 Points

Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa

Meticulous 10 Points

Kill 10 zombies at low speed

Quick Draw 25 Points

Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots

Wise Man 25 Points

Avoid 10 mutated zombies

Close Encounters 50 Points

Get all 5 enemy types off your hood

Nuke Watcher 50 Points

Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare

Speed Racer 50 Points

Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed

Time To Spare 50 Points

Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time

Top Gun 50 Points

Dodge 10 carpet bombings

Dead On Time 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time

Hell's Angel 100 Points

Beat Highway To Hell

One Man Army 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Police State

Survivor 100 Points

Beat The Great Escape

Road of the Dead 2

Medals Earned: 1/25 (25/1,000 points)

Gun Slinger 25 Points

Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot

F@#K Wheels! 5 Points

Drive 3 km with no wheels

Free Ride 5 Points

Complete story mode with atleast 1 rescued civilian still in your vehicle

Hydroficially Evolved 5 Points

Destroy a fire hydrant and use its water to extinguish your engine fire.

Been there, Killed that 10 Points

Kill one of each enemy type

Come with me if you want to live 10 Points

Rescue and secure a civilian

Death Race 10 Points

Maintain max speed for 0.5 km

Gibs n Gravy 10 Points

Splatter 50 zombies with your vehicle or guns

Ground Beef 10 Points

Remove a mutant side grapple by grinding it off on a rail/wall

Slip and Slide 10 Points

Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick

Blunt Force Trauma 25 Points

Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle

I'm the Alpha 25 Points

Kill an alpha mutant with a pistol

Knowledge is Survival 25 Points

Unlock the entire survival guide

Metal Dragon 25 Points

In rescue mode, don't let a single civilian die for 3 rounds in a row

Mutant Sandwich 25 Points

Survive 2 mutant side grappling both characters

Perfect Defense 25 Points

While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood

Dead on Time 50 Points

Gain 1 minute bonus time in out of time mode

Heaven Sent 50 Points

Save 50 civilians in Rescue Op before failing

I've seen things... 50 Points

Reach max levels on at least one character

First Blood 100 Points

Reach 20 km in f.u.b.a.r.

Hardcore Survival 100 Points

Complete Hardcore Story mode

Into the Wild Blue Yonder 100 Points

Complete story mode

Mutant Stomp 100 Points

Reach 20 km in mutant meltdown

Perfect Soldiers 100 Points

Upgrade every perk, gun, and max level both characters

Zombie Slayer 100 Points

Reach 20 km in dead state

Stealing the Diamond

Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/435 points)

Aggressive Ending 50 Points

Win the aggressive way

Epic Ending 50 Points

Win the epic way

Undetected Ending 50 Points

Win the undetected way

BUNP 5 Points

I TOLD you dog!

It's a Joke Guys 5 Points

I did it on purpose...

01100010 10 Points

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Like a D6 10 Points

Lose 6 points

Failtastic 50 Points

Fail 55 times

Fail Champion 100 Points

Watch all 40 unique fails

Obscure Medal 100 Points

You know you want this medal

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The Infection

Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/85 points)

Breaking In 5 Points

Break into the Lab

Check It Out 5 Points

Play Survival Mode

Into The Deep 25 Points

Make it halfway through the Lab!

Survivor 50 Points

Beat the Final Boss!