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Total Medals Earned: 187 (From 45 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,140 Points

Pico's School

Brutal Unlocked 6/22/17
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Marc Summers Unlocked 7/17/17
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Overkill Unlocked 6/22/17
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Scat Man Unlocked 6/22/17
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tap That Unlocked 6/22/17
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bruckheimer Unlocked 7/14/17
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Save the Day Unlocked 7/14/17
100 Points
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!

Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)

Pico's School 2

No penises here! Unlocked 7/14/17
100 Points
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Locker disorder. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Woops! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/3 (100/150 points)

Pico's School DX

Brutal Unlocked 7/20/17
10 Points
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
Necro Unlocked 7/20/17
10 Points
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Locker Knocker Unlocked 7/20/17
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Marc Summers Unlocked 7/20/17
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Overkill Unlocked 7/13/17
25 Points
When winning just isn't enough...
Scat Man Unlocked 7/13/17
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tankmen Unlocked 7/20/17
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tap That Unlocked 7/13/17
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bruckheimer Unlocked 7/20/17
50 Points
Make a big explosion!
Save The Day Unlocked 7/20/17
100 Points
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Time Attack 50 Points A new lap record!

Medals Earned: 10/11 (320/370 points)

Portal Defenders

First Blood Unlocked 6/10/17
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 6/10/17
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated 5 Points View the game walkthrough.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger 10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
BoM-nivore Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/540 points)

Revenge of dog

No one can hear you... Unlocked 6/9/17
5 Points
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China 5 Points Find another country.
Savage instinct 5 Points Are you not hungry ?
Hero 10 Points Save your master.
Revenge 10 Points Find the revenge ending.
Sheep 10 Points Find new friends.
Herdsman 25 Points Find a new Family.
Squeerky chew-toy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Occupied... Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/85 points)

Ridiculous Text Adventures

How stupid are you? Unlocked 2/17/17
5 Points
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Suicide Unlocked 2/17/17
5 Points
You monster.
Your pants are on fire Unlocked 2/17/17
5 Points
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
That was smart 5 Points What you should have done is really obvious.
AI never gives up 25 Points You found a stalker!
Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner 25 Points Good luck with your new career.
You are a murderer 25 Points Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Nailed the interview 50 Points You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
You are the chair 50 Points And you should be damn proud.
The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game 100 Points ...
You made a deal! 100 Points I hope you chose the money.

Medals Earned: 3/11 (15/395 points)

Road of the Dead

Blunt Force Trauma Unlocked 6/12/17
5 Points
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Gunslinger Unlocked 6/10/17
10 Points
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Hydroficial Intelligence Unlocked 6/10/17
10 Points
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Don't Need Wheels Unlocked 6/17/17
25 Points
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
No Mercy Unlocked 6/10/17
25 Points
Hit 25 civilians
Road Dominator Unlocked 6/11/17
25 Points
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Road Warrior Unlocked 6/17/17
25 Points
Defeat a helicopter
Pinball Unlocked 6/17/17
50 Points
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Tank Unlocked 6/18/17
50 Points
Buy all the upgrades
Zombie Sniper Unlocked 6/11/17
50 Points
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Hood Shaker 5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Flip Flop 10 Points Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Meticulous 10 Points Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Quick Draw 25 Points Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Wise Man 25 Points Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Close Encounters 50 Points Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Nuke Watcher 50 Points Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Speed Racer 50 Points Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Time To Spare 50 Points Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Top Gun 50 Points Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Dead On Time 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Hell's Angel 100 Points Beat Highway To Hell
One Man Army 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Police State
Survivor 100 Points Beat The Great Escape

Medals Earned: 10/24 (275/1,000 points)

Road of the Dead 2

Gun Slinger Unlocked 6/18/17
25 Points
Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot
F@#K Wheels! 5 Points Drive 3 km with no wheels
Free Ride 5 Points Complete story mode with atleast 1 rescued civilian still in your vehicle
Hydroficially Evolved 5 Points Destroy a fire hydrant and use its water to extinguish your engine fire.
Been there, Killed that 10 Points Kill one of each enemy type
Come with me if you want to live 10 Points Rescue and secure a civilian
Death Race 10 Points Maintain max speed for 0.5 km
Gibs n Gravy 10 Points Splatter 50 zombies with your vehicle or guns
Ground Beef 10 Points Remove a mutant side grapple by grinding it off on a rail/wall
Slip and Slide 10 Points Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick
Blunt Force Trauma 25 Points Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle
I'm the Alpha 25 Points Kill an alpha mutant with a pistol
Knowledge is Survival 25 Points Unlock the entire survival guide
Metal Dragon 25 Points In rescue mode, don't let a single civilian die for 3 rounds in a row
Mutant Sandwich 25 Points Survive 2 mutant side grappling both characters
Perfect Defense 25 Points While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood
Dead on Time 50 Points Gain 1 minute bonus time in out of time mode
Heaven Sent 50 Points Save 50 civilians in Rescue Op before failing
I've seen things... 50 Points Reach max levels on at least one character
First Blood 100 Points Reach 20 km in f.u.b.a.r.
Hardcore Survival 100 Points Complete Hardcore Story mode
Into the Wild Blue Yonder 100 Points Complete story mode
Mutant Stomp 100 Points Reach 20 km in mutant meltdown
Perfect Soldiers 100 Points Upgrade every perk, gun, and max level both characters
Zombie Slayer 100 Points Reach 20 km in dead state

Medals Earned: 1/25 (25/1,000 points)

Stealing the Diamond

Aggressive Ending Unlocked 6/10/17
50 Points
Win the aggressive way
Epic Ending Unlocked 6/15/17
50 Points
Win the epic way
Undetected Ending Unlocked 2/18/17
50 Points
Win the undetected way
BUNP 5 Points I TOLD you dog!
It's a Joke Guys 5 Points I did it on purpose...
01100010 10 Points 6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a
Like a D6 10 Points Lose 6 points
Failtastic 50 Points Fail 55 times
Fail Champion 100 Points Watch all 40 unique fails
Obscure Medal 100 Points You know you want this medal
tldr Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/435 points)

The Infection

Breaking In Unlocked 7/14/17
5 Points
Break into the Lab
Check It Out Unlocked 7/14/17
5 Points
Play Survival Mode
Into The Deep 25 Points Make it halfway through the Lab!
Survivor 50 Points Beat the Final Boss!

Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/85 points)