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Total Medals Earned: 85 (From 17 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 855 Points

8bit Love Story

Dodged each meteroid Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kissed the girl Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pressed X not to die Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Protected by love Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Destroyed each meteroid Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Didn't do anything Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Got kissed Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jumped all the things Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mastered by the maze Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mastered the maze Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rocket romance Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Unburnt Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Untouched Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wasted! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/70 points)

Abobo's Big Adventure

Bad Call Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Call A Plumber Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Child Chomper Unlocked 2/19/17
5 Points
01 - Eat kid
Choices Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points
00B - Use level select
Familiar Shape Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points
04 - Get the map
Fighting Chance Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Fish Food Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Never Give Up Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points
00E - Use a continue
No Mercy Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points
03 - Execute the Fatality move
Run Abobo, Run! Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Beardy Basher Unlocked 2 weeks ago
10 Points
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Bigger Boat Unlocked 2 weeks ago
10 Points
02 - Defeat Jaws
Blocktorock Unlocked 2 weeks ago
10 Points
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Bloody Bobo Unlocked 2 weeks ago
10 Points
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Typhoon Time Unlocked 2 weeks ago
10 Points
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Bloody Chum Unlocked 2 weeks ago
25 Points
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Forklift Foul Unlocked 2 weeks ago
25 Points
01 - Defeat boss
Private Party Unlocked 2 weeks ago
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Auto-Assault 5 Points 07 - Get Machine Gun
Ballooney 5 Points 05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Fiery Fury 5 Points 07 - Get Flame Gun
Idiot 5 Points 04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Lazertagged 5 Points 06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy 5 Points 07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Merbobos 5 Points 02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
Soap On A Dope 5 Points 07 - Kill showering guy
Spread The Love 5 Points 07 - Get Spread Gun
Where To? 5 Points 04 - Get the compass
Acid Bath 10 Points 08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Bombs Away 10 Points 07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Bonkers 10 Points 05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Death Blossom 10 Points 05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Flurry Frag 10 Points 04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Have A Seat 10 Points 05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Icy Escape 10 Points 07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Ironic 10 Points 01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Mega Blast 10 Points 06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Patience 10 Points 00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Police Patrol 10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Poor Aboboy 10 Points 00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Pro Wrestler 10 Points 05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Projectile Power 10 Points 04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Punchy Power 10 Points 08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Pushy 10 Points 04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Reap This 10 Points 05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Reaper Runner 10 Points 05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Risky 10 Points 05 - Jump off the top rope
Robopopped 10 Points 07 - Kill Robocop
Rocky Rage 10 Points 01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Slowpoke 10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail
Spiffy Supporter 10 Points 00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Super Slash 10 Points 04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
The Code 10 Points 07 - Use the Contra Code properly
Walk On Water 10 Points 04 - Get the ladder
Waste Not 10 Points 01 - Throw kid body
A Winner Is Me 25 Points 05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Abobo Appetizers 25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Anger Issues 25 Points 04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Chair Massacre 25 Points 05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Die Dragon Die 25 Points 04 - Kill Aquamentus
Fooled You 25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Kong Punt 25 Points 01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Krang Bang 25 Points 07 - Destroy Krangby
Mac Attack 25 Points 08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Manhandled 25 Points 04 - Kill Manhandla
Mega Mashed 25 Points 06 - Defeat Megabobo
Mmm Beefy 25 Points 04 - Get the beef
No Fatty Pop 25 Points 04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Skynet Stopper 25 Points 06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power 25 Points 07 - Defeat Krang
Balloon Master 50 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Barf-O-Rama 50 Points 07 - Kill giant Kirby
Champ 50 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Elderly Execution 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Extra Abobo 50 Points 06 - Pick up an extra life
It's So Bad 50 Points 08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Meatspin 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Mega Master 50 Points 06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier 50 Points 07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero 50 Points 07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi 100 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God 100 Points 07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest 100 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Bloodsport Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jason Lives Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Filming Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Surf's Up Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Duck Hunted Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Friendly Foes Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headbanger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Luckdragon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sneaky Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thanks Doc Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Another Castle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bobo Battle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Double Trouble Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fire Bad! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kill The Messenger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Best Ending Evar Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thriller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 18/100 (200/2,000 points)

Armor Mayhem

Apprentice Killer Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points
Kill 30 Soldiers
First Blood Unlocked 2/19/17
5 Points
Kill 1 Soldier
Give it back Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Once upon a time Unlocked 2/19/17
5 Points
Complete the first mission
Ouch Unlocked 2/19/17
5 Points
Get killed by the map
Piggy Bank Unlocked 2/19/17
5 Points
Earn 100$
Third time is the best Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points
Score a Triple Kill
Acupuncture 5 Points Unlock the Dart Gun
Amateur killer 5 Points Kill 100 Soldiers
Death from the sky 5 Points Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Delivery 5 Points Capture 15 flags
Gold Digger 5 Points Earn 1000$
Kaboom 5 Points Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Master Blaster 5 Points Unlock the Plasma Gun
Ninja 5 Points Catch a flag in the air
Rocket Rain 5 Points Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Seek and Destroy 5 Points Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Super Virus 5 Points Win a mission in Overdrive mode
What time is it? 5 Points Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Will you ever learn? 5 Points Get killed by the map 10 times
All your base are belong to us 10 Points Control all the control points in a mission at once
Expert killer 10 Points Kill 200 Soldiers
Ion Blaster 10 Points Unlock the Ion Cannon
Keep going 10 Points Complete 50% of the missions
Mad Dough 10 Points Earn 3000$
Suit up! 10 Points Unlock all the armor styles
Weapon Master 10 Points Unlock all the weapons
Complete 25 Points Complete all the missions
Master killer 25 Points Kill 500 Soldiers
Godly killer 50 Points Kill 1000 Soldiers

Medals Earned: 7/30 (35/270 points)

Asslevania: SOTB

Medal #1 Unlocked 3/12/17
5 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #6 Unlocked 3/12/17
5 Points
Don't skip the intro.
Medal _13 Unlocked 3/12/17
5 Points
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 Unlocked 3/12/17
5 Points
Welcome back!
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)

Binding of Isaac DEMO

Basement Unlocked 2 weeks ago
10 Points
kill the first boss
Master of Sins Unlocked 2 weeks ago
25 Points
find and kill a miniboss
Money well spent Unlocked 2 weeks ago
25 Points
buy somethign in the shop
Cave Unlocked 2 weeks ago
50 Points
Kill the second boss
Secret room 50 Points find it

Medals Earned: 4/5 (110/160 points)

Cathode Raybots

N00Binator Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points
Kill the N00bs.
67 Deep Sixer 5 Points Defeat the 67 Bots.
Bad Dude 5 Points Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Butt Pincher 5 Points Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Castle Crusher 5 Points Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Channel Flipper 5 Points Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Emotikiller 5 Points Kill the NG Emotes.
Evil Slayer 5 Points Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Gang Banger 5 Points Defeat 10 random bosses.
Hate the Game 5 Points Defeat the VG Legends.
Jerk Killer 5 Points Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Killer of Legends 5 Points Kill the legendary characters.
Proletariat 5 Points Defeat the Bourgeois.
Travisty 5 Points Defeat the Travis Bots.
Troll 5 Points Defeat the NG Folks.
Unpatriotic 5 Points Defeat the Patriots.

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)

Dance Master

Dance like Hammer Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points
Dance score of 1000
Dance like Presley Unlocked 2 weeks ago
10 Points
Dance score of 10,000
Dance like Gene 25 Points Dance score of 30,000
Dance like Fred 50 Points Dance score of 50,000
Dance like The King of Soul 50 Points Dance score of 75,000
Dance like MJ 100 Points Dance score of 90,000
Dance Master 100 Points Your the greatest Dancer ever!

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/340 points)

Madness Accelerated

Level 10 Unlocked 2 weeks ago
25 Points
Congratulations! You got to the 10th level! Now go kill some more enemies!
Max Health Upgrade Unlocked 2 weeks ago
25 Points
Upgraded health 5 times.
Level 25 Unlocked 2 weeks ago
50 Points
Beat 25 levels in a row. You are good at this game!
Max Ammo Upgrade 25 Points Upgraded max ammo 5 times.
Max Default Ammo Upgrade 25 Points Upgraded default ammo 5 times.
Max Speed Upgrade 25 Points Upgraded speed 5 times.
Level 50 100 Points Beat 50 levels in one shot. Truly a master at this game.

Medals Earned: 3/7 (100/275 points)

MIDNIGHT

You're Gonna Need This... Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points
Pick up a match.
Lust Unlocked 2 weeks ago
10 Points
Find the letter of lust.
Envy 10 Points Find the letter of envy.
Gluttony 10 Points Find the letter of gluttony.
Greed 10 Points Find the letter of greed.
Pride 10 Points Find the letter of pride.
Sloth 10 Points Find the letter of sloth.
Wrath 10 Points Find the letter of wrath.
Light The Way 25 Points Find all available matches.
Cleared Sins 50 Points Complete the game.
Survivor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/250 points)

Monster Hordes

First Blood Unlocked 4/21/17
5 Points
Kill yout first monster
Defender Unlocked 4/21/17
10 Points
Kill 100 monsters
Sentinel Unlocked 4/21/17
25 Points
Kill 500 monsters
Forge Master 25 Points Spend 100,000 in upgrades
General 25 Points Use all warriors in a single battle
Healing Hand 25 Points Deploy 10 priestresses in battle
Spell Master 25 Points Use all spells in a single battle
Stoned 25 Points Deploy 10 golems in battle
Flawless 50 Points Win a battle without taking any castle damage (battle day 5 and up)
Victorious 100 Points Kill the Skeleton King

Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/315 points)